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Horse Demotivational Poster


HER STEED -


TAGS: dog girl horsey steed cubby
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

matrice666 - July 5, 2010, 10:46 am
They see me ridin' ,they hatin'
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:37 pm
That Pug is about the size of my head. Would make a nice snack though...I'm always hungry an hour after Chinese food.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
Trash doing the Cubby thing w/ Asian girls? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:19 pm
those 4 legs and that color scheme look familar...hmmmm. 5L


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


2 GUYS 1 HORSE - Things were different before the internet was born


TAGS: horse guy temple india
Rating: 3.29/5
Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:33 pm
Things were different - in what way?
TJ - April 23, 2009, 3:42 pm
BORN - Proof the internet lives.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
Agreed...it would have been funnier here.
rerun - February 15, 2009, 3:13 pm

He could have used this post...


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


WHAT I HEARD -


TAGS: rider on a pale horse
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Greeny - January 16, 2016, 6:59 am
And R.S. Jake
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jzZ4wSQogY
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 10:22 am
Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!
Thunderstrike - August 14, 2011, 2:50 pm
that's sort of like my sister in law staying here for almost two months I still wake up screaming....
ICEMAN - August 13, 2011, 12:03 am
Ahhh yes, the voice of experience. 5 old school poodles fer ya Jake.
crankyhead - August 12, 2011, 10:34 pm
5pectacular
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Too bad I can only vote once. mega mother in law5


TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut




DON'T MESS WITH ME, BUD -


TAGS: horses humor
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
His little pony...


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


HORSEPOWER - Because too much is never enough


TAGS: horsepower
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:18 am
Enough is def enough. The quest to have the most posters is reving up. The quallity is taking a nose dive.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 11:17 pm
Ugh... they never listen. Too much is just enough.


NEEDS MORE HORSEPOWER? - Yeah, that's really funny. Never saw that one coming. Now why don't you make yourself useful and hoof it on over to the tool box and get me a socket wrench


TAGS: horse
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Doug

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:04 pm
Personally, I think it needs more Cowbell.....but, I'm Biased.
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Doug! sign up and make a profile!


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am
LOL


SARAH - She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker ugly horse
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MustyK

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:58 pm
Hey! This is completely unfair.... to hor5es, bwahaha!}:D
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 9:17 am
Neigh, Neigh, not Sarah! =)


FERRARI - A red car with a horse.




Veterinary Science -




FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.


TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by suzieq

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She never seems to age.


TAGS: horse
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Koradan - March 1, 2010, 12:20 pm
Oh yeah...THIS SJP pic gets in... double standard.
TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:09 pm
OMG! 5 lions - best of the week!
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 7:09 am
5 Horsey faces from me KFD
ICEMAN - February 26, 2010, 10:05 pm
Kinda looks a little like Lionel Ritchie to me.


DAVID BOWIE - now contagious to horses


TAGS: david bowie horse
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by phreakshowe

NickDahlmier - November 23, 2016, 5:43 pm
The ultimate Brony OC....


CATHERINE THE GREAT -


TAGS: queen day catherine was a reputed horsewoman till the block and tackle broke
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2011, 8:59 pm
So if I have this right... This poster, the comments on it, AND smalltownguy's avatar are no longer allowed?
smalltownguy - March 29, 2011, 11:31 am
She actually had harness rigs to keep the horse on its back and to lower herself onto it. She rode horses. If she were to let the horse ride her, something would have been poking into her lungs.
Zed - January 5, 2010, 11:00 pm
Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.


LOOK AT MY HORSE - My Horse Is Amazing


TAGS: look at my horse
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Noobcakez

MO - December 29, 2009, 12:52 am
Way too much horse power....
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Poor horsie!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Rock.... sorry, I've got loose vowels.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Zed.... you rick!
Zed - December 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Well, at least this poster is hung like a... naaaah. Nevermind.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:10 pm
Glad I approved these?


18 Inches -




FAIL!!!!!! -




ROSES ARE RED - Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.




SEWER HORSE - He's watching you.


TAGS: sewer horse
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Kevin

garth - June 19, 2009, 6:08 pm
you cant throw a horse...oh waiddaminute since you cant throw it, you dont trust it. i gotcha
Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:19 pm
I wouldn't trust sewer horse as far as I could throw him...


BACKHANDED COMPLEMENTS - Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.


TAGS: insulted horse sarah parker
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HugoPhurst

Verdeckt - January 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
This would make a nice complement to a compliment poster.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:18 am
A 7 headed monster that looks like a horse. Or was it 6? The end is neigh! Oh, 5 hands for you.
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:12 pm
God forbid if Sarah Jessica Parker had married Lionel Ritchie & had produced progeny. It would have been the seventh sign of the apocalypse. 5


WILLLBURRR -




ANTHROPOLOGY - IT IS WIDELY ACCEPTED THAT MANKIND DESCENDED FROM THE APES BUT THESE PHOTOS PROVE THAT THE ANCESTRY IS MORE EQUINE IN NATURE




HERE IS ROYCE GRACIE ON A HORSE - Your argument is invalid


TAGS: royce gracie horse
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by motinet

gufbal - October 20, 2010, 10:47 pm
bb mtn 2? I cant wait! I made my teen ager son watch it with me and I pointed at all the butt shots.. No pun intended.
Sound - October 20, 2010, 9:01 am
he must be auditioning for broke back mountain 2. (I'm so going to get killed for that)
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:48 am

making chuck norris invalid
hangmanheadphones - October 20, 2010, 4:27 am
The gun is icing.
agdaniele - October 20, 2010, 2:15 am
YES!


A HORSE CAN'T STAND THAT OLD JOKE ANYMORE -




THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY - Live fast, love hard, and die with your mask on!




MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....


TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by culos

szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.


BEATING A DEAD HORSE - Sometimes, it just gets tiring.


TAGS: horse
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pointless, except for the sheer exhilarating joy of it.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:06 am
the horse isn't happy about it either.


WELL I DONT KNOW KID -


TAGS: roast calendar johnwayne kiss horse
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
Rrrraaaan Dolllph Scotttt!
ICEMAN - September 22, 2011, 12:48 am
RANDOLPH SCOTT???
Airman - September 20, 2011, 5:01 pm
that never happen5 to Randolph Scott


SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"


TAGS: gary busey looks like a damn horse
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Timmah

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.


HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




HIGH HORSE -




FOUR HORSEMEN - The end is nigh.


TAGS: four horsemen apocalypse end is nigh
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by G4briel

JewelsVern - November 7, 2012, 5:40 am
It's ok, those are Russians.
BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:34 pm
God help us all. . .
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 11:45 am
All in all, I thought the choreography was pretty good.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 11:45 am
My stomach is HUGE! I need to start that Alli stuff.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:23 pm

nah, we are all tall. the cameraman is standing way back.
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:16 pm
and from the looks of it, subtracts 4 inches
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:14 pm

@GS - told you to lay off the coffee ice cream. The camera adds 10 pounds
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
jeezus I've got chubby thighs
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 7:50 pm
Thanks for the clarification
rerun - April 28, 2010, 7:43 pm

aggy, grey, jake and me, don't be a hater
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 7:27 pm
Do tell good sir?
rerun - April 28, 2010, 7:27 pm

Ummmm, right names, wrong order
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 6:20 pm
Is that Rerun, Aggy, Jake and Grey. Man are those tutus flattering


HORSEFACE - Luckily cops get free dental.


TAGS: horseface
Rating: 2.08/5

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DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.


TAGS: horse broken leg shot put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L


A Cow Photobombing a Horse Stuck in a Fence -


TAGS: cow horse photobomb
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by scypha

MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:08 am
Hey, if you haven't already, would be great to drop this over at Photobomb too! Love it.
motifayk - July 11, 2013, 1:04 pm
I agree, my argument is invalid.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:23 am
Hey scypha ~ welcome to this site! Great submission! 5 Lions rating for this gem!


HORSES - They always win


TAGS: horses animals win
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
wow that totaly made my day cuz i fell off mah horse 2day and i prob looked like that
MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 7:17 pm
A horse killed my mother and raped my father
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 7:14 pm
I had a horse rob me and take my money in the 5th at Keeneland today
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 7:08 pm
a few days ago a horse tried to eat my shoes
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 10:24 am
His Kung-Fu is strong!


HA HA HA - Look how stupid your face looks


TAGS: horse
Rating: 3.69/5

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HORSEFLIES -




have you ever been so angry -




ARGUING. - She's learning early.




AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?




THE FIVE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE - The end comes. Hoofbeats sound. Harbingers of the endtimes appear. Mortal man cowers in fear...


TAGS: the five horsemen of the apocalypse
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Chef

BoneCD - May 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Well, in that case, I'll turn the fan off and head to bed...little burned out, so night all!
Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:08 am
Hmmmmm.... fumes are good...
BoneCD - May 18, 2010, 12:04 am
I'm tellin' you Chef...stop wearing those long sleeve smocks around the gas grill, K.
Chef - May 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
And that's where he evolved his plan... fake his death then begin his conquest of mankind... with cute mutant monsters! mwahahahahaha
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:55 pm
It was right after they found this on Walt's drawing pad the family intervention began and one ticket to rehab was bought


LADIES NIGHT - Let me guess: You're a bit wasted. You're very horny. And, obviously, you have relationship issues.


TAGS: chick fat horse
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mongo

jesseribaudo - March 10, 2011, 3:46 pm
no keep teasing that rabbet
Sean - December 16, 2009, 3:42 pm
PS: stop teasing that rabbit.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 3:42 pm
I 5'd it, but only because I have relationship issues. (Ok, I also like how you put that.)
Mongo - December 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
k
Mongo - December 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
C'mon, I really wored hard on this one!


W.T.F - Are You Lookin' At


TAGS: what the fuck look wtf horse eye nose nostril
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by MustyK

DillyRat - July 28, 2009, 1:41 pm
WHOAAAA...Dear GOD!!! I hope that was photoshopped


HORSE-GAS-MAN -




CHRISTMAS CHEER -


TAGS: seahorses merry christmas
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nailed it.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:58 am
hehehe, he said "ebullience" 5L
Feasibly - December 23, 2010, 12:56 am
You should've at least clipped her toe nails for her, Sean....jeeez!


SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She looks like a horse.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by pitbull

LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:13 pm
Hey! Don't insult the horse! I like horses.
Skeeter11766 - December 23, 2009, 12:35 am
You stole my idea!! 5L's


DESIRE - "Yeah, actually there is an interesting story behind this. I like to f**k dolls."


TAGS: horse doll
Rating: 2.82/5

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TEETH - They reveal your true age




STRATEGY -




'REVERSE COWGIRL' - Ah.., my sweetheart.., 10/10 for effort.., But this is really not quite what I had in mind...


TAGS: horsey horsey don t you stop
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:48 pm

nice !!
culos - October 12, 2010, 8:59 am
Now if her twin sister would mount that saddle in the buff and I'd position myself somewhere behind the two of you I think we have found a way to correct this situation...


CLEAN ENERGY - Runs on hay and water. Droppings still an issue.


TAGS: horse car road junk
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by suzieq

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 4:36 am
I would say the droppings are eco-friendly but not so in the back yeah...
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
Hahahaaaaa this is in Romania :))))))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
poor horse


THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.


TAGS: grass horse rodeo fall boot
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by suzieq

GaryO - January 30, 2012, 10:40 am
WHOA, that's a real face-plant connection


SECOND PLACE -




SEWER HORSE - Is watching you


TAGS: horse
Rating: 2.64/5
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 12:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja4Pd3bQ-fA
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:56 am
Every time I listen to Ramstein.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:28 am
LMAO!......Picture Naru (?) with a Hitler mustache.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:24 am
Is Brit a distant descendant? I mean, if you combine Hitler and a lesbian...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:24 am
Yep....Get used to it.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:23 am
But then I REALLY don't want to be Hitler. This is just a lose-lose. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:23 am
Either way.......you'd have a huge vagina. (I hear Anne was a Lesbo)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Wait...was I Hitler or Anne Frank? Because I don't want to be a chick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:18 am
Oh......I was just using you for your body.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:18 am
Also, if you get the time, read that TLDR post. It reveals the true history of WWII.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:17 am
You were his Hitler to your Anne Frank.....always searching....never finding (True love is a bitch, No?)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:16 am
Capice?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:16 am
"we" as in you and I.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I don't know about that, but I always thought we had something special.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:12 am
TLDR....So.....You're fucking this Dan guy now....Rerun is gonna be hurt.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:07 am
You know DAN, like in the school books. Dangerous Acid Nuclear. That's why you can't do your cousins; the acids blow up, and then it's Hiroshima all over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:05 am
Who's Dan.....and do you love him?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Is that a crack at me being Southern? I know the law. I only do second cousins. The first-borns are too close in DAN and shit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:59 am
You have reached a first cousin....please leave a message (or take a number)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:58 am
just happens TO refer* Damn, this is like drunk dialing.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:57 am
You see! Bart is not crazy. Bart is a perfectly sane, giant robot who refers just happens himself in the third person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:55 am
We're just economic that way.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12883789...They're called "body-packers." It's usually a mule, but Canadians apparently use cows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Why does everything Bart says come out sounding so...soooo...I don't think there's a word for it....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:53 am
Nope.....I've stuck to herbal "supplements" and liquor for at least 2 years.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:52 am
Doesn't sound so legit to me, Bart. :P
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am
And then you Motifaked on cocaine and LSD... right?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am
No! It's not what you think! You put coke in the condoms and then the cows "carry" them over the border. It's a legitimate practice for drug cartels.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:50 am
Jesus Bart......TMI.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:49 am
Didn't we all TOC.....for a long time LSD and cocaine were my only friends....And then....THERE WAS MOTIFAKE.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:49 am
LoL Bart, that's creepy. Are these condoms for the cows?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:47 am
No, I never muled anything. LoL I did spend around five years just getting into trouble though.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:46 am
Canadians don't need drug mules, just condoms and cows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:45 am
Were you a drug mule?.....I always have a spare room for drug Mules.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Being an international drug dealer/ Yakuza Warlord isn't very interesting?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:43 am
It's not interesting. At all. LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 am
@ [email protected] TOC.....tell daddy all aboot it....
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:39 am
As a side note, I would move to Canada if y'all would let me in. :( I've been a bit too... um... bad, though.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:38 am
What did I do? lol I'm crazy from sheep deprivation...that's what you call it when counting sheep doesn't do SH*T for curing insomnia.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am
This cow eats steak....I'm evil that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am
I've talked myself into a corner......And Bart is already working it....sorry for stepping on your turf Bartina.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am
And what do cows eat if the ground is covered in snow year-round?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:35 am
I don't see how he can be. Humans can't reproduce at temperatures that low.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am
No, sorry, I was investigating IP addresses. :(
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am
And you're a... purebred?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am
TOC has disappeared.....Must be diaper changing time...WHEN'S my turn...waaaaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am
Mrs mooooooooooooo does that, But she's a lower bred Canadian than I am.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am
Like, *giggles*, you know that thing that, like, sometimes make really loud, like, noises? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am
Oh, the shame....I feel for you.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:23 am
No, but "like" punctuates my speeches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:21 am
And you don't end every sentence with "HUH"?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:19 am
Oh, next you'll be telling me you don't end every sentence with, "eh!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:19 am
I got really drunk one time and microwaved a block of Marble cheddar and ate it with a fork....I won't live to see 40.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:17 am
If I have to listen to all this "bagged milk" nonsense, then you'll live with the cheese jokes.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:17 am
That's because cheese is delicious. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar, and is subject to immediate exile from the USA.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:15 am
Cheese? Is that the stereotype? That we put cheese on everything? Well...that's only mostly true.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:14 am
It is NOT my fault that my brain automatically dumbs the stuff I say down for the audience here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:13 am
We understand.....Americans are expected to talk around mouths full of cheese and feet...mostly the politicians.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:10 am
I always aced English. :) But sometimes, when I talk, I don't even try... I think it's the people I'm around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:05 am
LMAO!!! TOC FTW! I used to skip English class....ain't hurt me none....y'all.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:03 am
R ewe shore? Eye cain spel quiet good, and I additionally also have gooder grammar sometimes bacon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:59 am
I [email protected]'d that.....I can spell more better than that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:58 am
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get...... Homie's words of wisdom.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:54 am
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! - I mean, S-M-A-R-T! (Homer Simpson is our idol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:51 am
I have a soft spot for Mormon chicks in special underwear.....Also, Hanging out in the states makes me feel more intelligent.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:47 am
I wasn't judging... I just didn't know you hung out in Utah. You know, there's more interesting places to be. Like a lecture on organic chemistry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:42 am
LMAO!!! So I got a little drunk and confused....what of it?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Hey Moo+! Been taking tips from sewer horse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iguHTuGicOk


YUGO - This is the only way you are going to get somewhere in one.




WHEELIES - your doing it wrong


TAGS: horse
Rating: 1.42/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL - I'm venting irritation through the spelling and grammar nazi part of me. I'm doing ok, RS - how's this place been treating you?
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 5:44 pm
Zieg Heil Aggy, How you doing?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:40 pm
you're... you are = you're.


Get off that high horse! -


TAGS: gregdaly horse
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:12 pm
Ditto what Donkeylove - I mean monkeylove - just posted! Keep these hits a comin' will ya?
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 9:39 pm
Hell of a debut!!!!!!!!!


Occam's Razor -




CAME ACROSS THIS IMAGE OF A HORSE AWHILE AGO, THOUGHT IT SLIGHTLY RESEMBLED PARIS HILTON. I CALL IT A WHORSE. -


TAGS: paris hilton horse slut humor paris horseton
Rating: 4.47/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:47 pm
whatever floats your boat. This could be a new poll in he forums, the horse or the whore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2010, 10:14 pm
The horse or Paris Hilton?
AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 9:59 pm
ok, so who would not do her if they came home and found her in their bed? I'm going to puke.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:36 pm
and no one wants to admit it! Nicely done
Metalissa - September 15, 2010, 11:19 pm
Thank you very much, to all 3 of you. :D
forseti - September 15, 2010, 8:00 am
5 Whorses
hootizz - September 15, 2010, 7:59 am
very very clever.., fantastic...
thehighredeemer - September 15, 2010, 6:52 am
I love it!


NICE HORSE! - Wait,what's that kid ? Oh..oh.




REVENGE - The Don says its best served with the coffee and brandy.


TAGS: horse head cake corleone revenge
Rating: 3.56/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 8:58 am
nice revenge day poster. 5L


10 GIRLS - 1 HORSE


TAGS: anto horse
Rating: 1.94/5

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who cares - May 24, 2009, 6:56 pm
Ho train?
femi - April 14, 2009, 4:06 pm
face it link is a pimp
... - January 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
If you count the horse huh? Oh thats right, I forgot the title mentioned the horse. FAIL!
yon - November 19, 2008, 9:10 am
12 if you count the horse, (epona's a girl)
Merlin The Sick - October 27, 2008, 8:21 pm
It's 11 if you count Navi, which I do...


ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


TAGS: alimony dead horse divorce sunny
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - December 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
shit voted before I looked at the comment... shame
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 10:26 am
109249


FRESH AIR -


TAGS: fresh air horse flavor wtf
Rating: 4.62/5

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hangmanheadphones - February 27, 2011, 4:07 am
I think it's a breath spray. It's flavored see, not scented. Doesn't make it any less strange.


WINDOW LICKERS -




SIZE MATTERS. - But feel free to try and pull the carriage, if you don't agree.


TAGS: horse
Rating: 3.93/5

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COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.


TAGS: hobby horse bike racing
Rating: 3.93/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:45 pm
5 lions for the 4 horse(wo)men


HOLD ME CLOSER - Tiny Prancer


TAGS: horse
Rating: 2.75/5

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THE FINAL JUDGEMENT -


TAGS: horsemen apocalypse approval queue funny
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - February 22, 2012, 8:31 pm

a lot of work went into this one.
gas - February 22, 2012, 12:51 pm
arrrg completely forgot the tribute day! I should have saved it
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:33 am
Saaweeeet!!!
Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 10:10 am

d'oh...waiting on iceman to creect my spelling on that one. :)
Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 9:50 am

lolz....great way to start the day. hope you have something in reseverve for the 28th my friend.
motinet - February 22, 2012, 9:48 am

Wow....a motimasterpiece
forseti - February 22, 2012, 8:50 am
awesome artwork! Welcome to motiheaven (get yourself one of the girls over there, they even do things that would have been rejected as NSFW)!
Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 7:48 am
You know me too well #136531
Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 2:22 am
Aaaaah, that's brilliant play with the topic, pic, everything!
gas - February 21, 2012, 10:29 pm
I hope Verdeckt always wanted a... decaying horse xD. thx all :)
Greeny - February 21, 2012, 9:35 pm
Effin Amazingly Great!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 9:19 pm
Out5tanding. I've always wanted a Friesian too. =)
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 8:33 pm
An earth-5hattering LOL


COMMUNICATING WITH THE PAST -


TAGS: june calendar rocking horse communication
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cloudchaser - June 17, 2011, 10:23 am
I immediately thought of the Insane Clown Posse song Play With Me. The subject of the lyrics fits perfectly with this, especially the last line before the final chorus
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 7:54 am

n1 greeny. its nice to see people using different fonts.


ESCAPE -




OBSCENITY -




MARKETING -


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


Sarah Jessica Parker -




COWBOYS -


TAGS: cowboys rugged tough rodeo bull wrestling cattledrive roundups horse
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2011, 8:41 pm
Seite un omosessuale, cagne
agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 11:46 am
Melikes.


THE FIRST KISS - Is always an awkward moment


TAGS: the first kiss awkward little horse pony
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:57 pm

Damn, I knew this union was too good to be true
Fatt Matt - January 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
And so begins the story of Sarah Jessica Parker.


RIDING HIGH - OUTDOORS DISPLAY OF AFFECTION




OVER THE COUNTER HEROIN - When Bayer was just HORSING around...




LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."




BALLAST -




CANADIAN NAVY -


TAGS: 1 horsepower attack cruiser
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:02 pm
Or is he just saying they need to build a liquor store that's no more than 12 steps away from your house?
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:01 pm
Eh... TTH ain't been around here much either... WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:52 pm
It's even more necessary today....TTH is here, and even he thinks I need a 12 step program.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Really, Mooooo? Either of us can pretty much cut and paste that daily.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:42 pm
Mooooooo has been drinking all day....the comments and opinions expressed by Mooooooo do not reflect the opinions of Mooooooo. TM.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:41 pm
What of it?....Canadian periscopes are sexier than yours?......Have a cry....if you must.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:29 pm
So, she's the periscope?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stupid amerikens....never heard of a submarine?
Chompers - September 12, 2009, 2:57 pm
It's a lighter, stealth craft.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 2:44 pm
Smart move, Goat... they'll label you as a young activist; bucking the ol' Ba'ath party?
The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:19 pm
I don't think I had best show THAT one at the Legion!


ONWARD TONTO - I hear an Ice-Cream Truck!


TAGS: sumo horse jokey
Rating: 3.33/5

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maoworks2 - February 24, 2012, 7:55 am
Go Get-em Great One.


THE HORSE WANTED NO PART OF IT - As an innocent game of two hand touch changed to full contact.


TAGS: horsey
Rating: 3.18/5

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HEADLESS HORSEMAN - hes not mental he just loves psychotic things




EMO HORSE -


TAGS: horse emo
Rating: 2.6/5

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I TAKE BEAR CALVARY - And raise you one.


TAGS: horse lion calvary yeah you re pretty much fucked
Rating: 2.55/5
Acey - May 6, 2009, 6:07 am
Bear calvary? I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that's a lion riding that horse.
Swicket - February 3, 2009, 7:41 pm
Spelling fail.


SIZE DOES MATTER - Horses only go with fat chicks.




GIVE ME A KISS! - No way! You have horsey breath.




CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: horse child kiss cubby
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 12, 2010, 6:46 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:44 pm

cub...this is gold dude.


1 CV - Russia is going green! The French produced the 2CV but they went one better!


TAGS: culos cv means horsepower
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - February 15, 2011, 6:29 pm

I'm gonna steal this pic
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:53 pm
Wooohooo! And they picked the perfect Russian model to show off the car!


ECONOMICAL -


TAGS: horseshoes and hand grenades terror
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

lmfao


YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE... -




COWGIRL -


TAGS: never been on a horse she didn t like cubby
Rating: 4.29/5

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phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:48 pm
5L for Cubby. You animal. You amsome, amsome animal. Does she do the reverse cowgirl as well?


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